La Suegra
Banda MachosLyrics
Translation
Señores tengo un problema
Gentlemen, I have a problem
Que no puedo resolver
That I can't solve
Mi suegra se me a perdido
My mother-in-law has gone missing
Y le llora mi mujer
And my wife is crying for her
Le avise a la policia tambien a los periodista
I notified the police and also the journalists
Que la busquen mar y tierra
To search for her by sea and land
Algo le puede pasar
Something might happen to her
Si lo vamos a ayudar
If we are going to help you
Pero nos tiene que dar......
But you have to give us...
Que señas tiene su suegra
What characteristics does your mother-in-law have?
Para poderla encontrar
To be able to find her
Han visto el cuerpo de una ballena
Have you seen the body of a whale?
Pues ni mas ni menos
Well, no more and no less
Y la boquita de un hipopotamo
And the little mouth of a hippopotamus?
Pues ni mas ni menos
Well, no more and no less
Han visto como mira una loca
Have you seen how a crazy woman looks?
Pues ni mas ni menos
Well, no more and no less
Sabe mecanica, sabe herreria, levanta pesas le gusta el box es comunista espiritista
She knows mechanics, knows blacksmithing, lifts weights, likes boxing, is a communist, a spiritualist
Es media bruja y le gusta el rock.
She's a bit of a witch and likes rock.
Yo le suplico a quien se la encuentre
I beg whoever finds her
Que toque la casualidad
To let chance play its part
Tengo un sueño acariciado
I have a cherished dream
Y hoy les pido haga realidad.
And today I ask you to make it come true.
Hay hay hay
Oh, oh, oh
Que se quede con ella
Let her stay with you
Por que yo ya no la quiero
Because I don't want her anymore
No no no
No, no, no
A mi suegra no la quiero...
I don't want my mother-in-law...