La Suegra

Señores tengo un problema

Gentlemen, I have a problem

Que no puedo resolver

That I can't solve

Mi suegra se me a perdido

My mother-in-law has gone missing

Y le llora mi mujer

And my wife is crying for her

Le avise a la policia tambien a los periodista

I notified the police and also the journalists

Que la busquen mar y tierra

To search for her by sea and land

Algo le puede pasar

Something might happen to her

Si lo vamos a ayudar

If we are going to help you

Pero nos tiene que dar......

But you have to give us...

Que señas tiene su suegra

What characteristics does your mother-in-law have?

Para poderla encontrar

To be able to find her

Han visto el cuerpo de una ballena

Have you seen the body of a whale?

Pues ni mas ni menos

Well, no more and no less

Y la boquita de un hipopotamo

And the little mouth of a hippopotamus?

Pues ni mas ni menos

Well, no more and no less

Han visto como mira una loca

Have you seen how a crazy woman looks?

Pues ni mas ni menos

Well, no more and no less

Sabe mecanica, sabe herreria, levanta pesas le gusta el box es comunista espiritista

She knows mechanics, knows blacksmithing, lifts weights, likes boxing, is a communist, a spiritualist

Es media bruja y le gusta el rock.

She's a bit of a witch and likes rock.

Yo le suplico a quien se la encuentre

I beg whoever finds her

Que toque la casualidad

To let chance play its part

Tengo un sueño acariciado

I have a cherished dream

Y hoy les pido haga realidad.

And today I ask you to make it come true.

Hay hay hay

Oh, oh, oh

Que se quede con ella

Let her stay with you

Por que yo ya no la quiero

Because I don't want her anymore

No no no

No, no, no

A mi suegra no la quiero...

I don't want my mother-in-law...