Tu Eres

Tu eres, la mujer ke yo he elegido pa'los

You are, the woman that I have chosen for

Hijos que han nacido

The children who have been born

Para lo ke yo he vivido mi seã±ora aunque

For what I have lived, my lady, although

Tu estas gorda por que

You are chubby because

Comes como chancho

You eat like a pig

Mi ilusiã³n, tu eres

My illusion, you are

La que a mi me ha enamorado y con el

The one who has enamored me, and with time

Tiempo acostumbrado

Accustomed

A los peos tan ediondos que te tiras en

To the really stinky farts that you let out in

La pieza edionda a pata mi bom-bom

The stinky room, with my bum-bum

Tu eres, tu eres

You are, you are

La que el baã±o ha decorado

The one who has decorated the bathroom

Con los mocos que ha pegado, y aunque

With the boogers that you've stuck, and although

Tiras la cadena, los mojones tan gigantes que

You flush the toilet, the gigantic turds that

Tu cagas no se van mi corazã³n, tu eres

You poop don't go away, my heart, you are

Mi gorda, y aunque ahora estas peluda yo te quiero

My chubby, and even though you are hairy now, I love you

Nos casamos tan recabros

We got married so carelessly

Si eramos 2 pendejitos bonitos

If we were two cute little idiots

Mira y ahora quien nos viera ayayay

Look, and now who would see us ayayay

En la cama con guatero

In bed with a hot water bottle

Verte salir de la ducha que espanto

Seeing you come out of the shower, what a horror

Dios miiiooo ... haaayyy

Oh my God ... haaayyy

Fea edionda igual, te quieroooo ....

Ugly and stinky still, I love you ....

Tu eres, la mujer que se empezina en pelar con las vecinas como

You are, the woman who insists on arguing with the neighbors like

Cuello de gallina despellejas a la gente con tu lengua

A chicken neck, you peel people with your tongue

Inagotable de pasiã³n

Inexhaustible passion

Tu eres, tu eres la que ronca como vaca y en la noche

You are, you are the one who snores like a cow, and at night

Me destapa

Uncovers me

Y si me hacerco tu me raspas con los medios

And if I get close, you scratch me with the mean

Nikaã±ones

Nail clippings

Que jamã¡s te has depilado, mi primor , tu eres

That you've never shaved, my darling, you are

Tu eres la ke el baã±o ha dekorado con los mocos que ha pegado

You are the one who has decorated the bathroom with the boogers

Y aunke tiras la cadena los mojones tan gigantes quee tu kagas

And even though you flush the toilet, the gigantic turds that you poop

No se van, mi corazã³n tu eres, mi gorda y aunke ahora estas

Don't go away, my heart, you are, my chubby, and even though now you are

Peluda yoooo, te kiero

Hairy, I love you

Nos casamos tan recabros, si eramos 2 pendejitos bonitos, y

We got married so carelessly, if we were two cute little idiots, and

Ahora mira kien nos viera ayayay, en la kama con guatero,

Now look who would see us ayayay, in bed with a hot water bottle,

Verte salir de la ducha ke espanto dios miooooo

Seeing you come out of the shower, what a horror, my God