Mujeres Feas

Hay mujeres regulares

There are regular women

Y hay mujeres desgraciadas

And there are unfortunate women

Hay mujeres con mal genio

There are women with a bad temper

Y las hay con mucha pasta

And there are those with a lot of dough

Hay mujeres como globos

There are women like balloons

Hay mujeres como flautas

There are women like flutes

Hay mujeres chiquititas

There are tiny women

Y las hay como jirafas

And there are ones like giraffes

Pero fea, fea, fea

But ugly, ugly, ugly

Pero fea y con ganas

But ugly and with desire

No hay ninguna mujer fea

There is no ugly woman

Por la gloria de mi hermana

For the glory of my sister

Si alguno me contradice

If anyone contradicts me

Y a apostarle me permito

And I allow myself to bet

Tráigame una mujer fea

Bring me an ugly woman

Que por muy fea que sea

Because no matter how ugly she is

Yo le veré algo bonito

I will see something beautiful in her

Hay mujeres con narices

There are women with noses

Pa ponerse siete gafas

To wear seven glasses

Y las hay con un pellizco

And there are those with a pinch

Por narices en la cara

By force in the face

Hay mujeres con la boca

There are women with mouths

Que es un buzón para las cartas

That are a mailbox for letters

Y las hay con un morrito

And there are those with a little mouth

Lo mismito que las gatas

Just like cats

Pero fea, fea, fea

But ugly, ugly, ugly

Pero fea y con ganas

But ugly and with desire

No hay ninguna mujer fea

There is no ugly woman

Por la gloria de mi hermana

For the glory of my sister

Si alguno me contradice

If anyone contradicts me

Y a apostarle me permito

And I allow myself to bet

Tráigame una mujer fea

Bring me an ugly woman

Que por muy fea que sea

Because no matter how ugly she is

Yo le veré algo bonito

I will see something beautiful in her

Y hay mujeres patitiesas

And there are bow-legged women

Y hay mujeres patilargas

And there are long-legged women

Hay mujeres paticortas

There are short-legged women

Y hay mujeres patizambas

And there are knock-kneed women

Hay pelonas y orejudas

There are bald ones and big-eared ones

Bizcas, tuertas y jorobadas

Wall-eyed, one-eyed, and hunchbacked

Hay mujeres con bigote

There are women with mustaches

Y las hay con toa la barba

And there are those with a full beard

Pero fea, fea, fea

But ugly, ugly, ugly

Pero fea y con ganas

But ugly and with desire

No hay ninguna mujer fea

There is no ugly woman

Por la gloria de mi hermana

For the glory of my sister

Si alguno me contradice

If anyone contradicts me

Y a apostarle me permito

And I allow myself to bet

Tráigame una mujer fea

Bring me an ugly woman

Que por muy fea que sea

Because no matter how ugly she is

Yo le veré algo bonito

I will see something beautiful in her