El Trokero Lokochon

Siento que arranco la carretera

I feel like tearing up the highway

Voi enfierrado por la costera

I go gunned up along the coast

Mi troca casi se desparpaja

My truck almost falls apart

Pero pura madre se me raja

But I don't give a damn, I keep going

Llevo un fletaso pal otro lado

I'm carrying a load to the other side

Voi a janarme buena marmaca

I'm going to enjoy some good weed

Grifiando me di cada que 13

I scratched myself every 13 miles

Pase bien orneado por culichi

I passed well-baked through Culiacán

Rosalie un marihuano en guamuchil

I flirted with a stoner in Guamúchil

En mocorito mate asta un suchil

In Mocorito, I killed even a scorpion

Y cuando iba aterrisando avion

And when I was landing the plane

Ya arremange, ya me entro un lineon

I rolled up my sleeves, a big line hit me

Por entre el medio de las parselas

Through the middle of the plots

Bien locochon retorne ala 15

Crazy, I returned to the 15

Ezquisofrenico y bien ondeado

Schizophrenic and very high

Senti que el troque era jet privado

I felt like the truck was a private jet

Llege al carriso y al desengaño

I reached Carrizo and disappointment

Y los guachitos me la pelaron

And the cops screwed me over

Antes de llegar a navojoa

Before reaching Navojoa

En una pemex recarge dicel

At a Pemex, I refueled, they say

Compre un 24 de tecates

I bought a 24-pack of Tecates

Me juste y le di raite a una morra

I liked it, and I gave a ride to a girl

Y la cancion de ojos de sonora

And the song "Ojos de Sonora"

La resumimos en una hora

We summarized it in an hour

Y aye te va gato asi suena colmillo norteño pariente

And there you go, buddy, that's how Colmillo Norteño sounds

Me divorcie de ella en obregon

I divorced her in Obregón

En la capial di un bailon

In the capital, I danced a lot

Me alcolise como el dios eolo

I got drunk like the god Aeolus

Tambien fokie asta kedar mongolo

I also smoked until I became a fool

Y cuando voli a entrar al platena

And when I flew back into the planet

Andaba en quino y beia sirenas

I was in Quino and saw sirens

Tome la calzada equiros mora

I took the Calzada Equis Morra

Me periquie asta absorbi la bolsa

I partied until I absorbed the bag

Brinque la raya y no uvo de mora

I jumped the line, and there was no trouble

Fume la kush como locomotora

I smoked Kush like a locomotive

Bien arreglado y tambien sonriente

Well-dressed and also smiling

Llegue a las vegas sin ni un pendiente

I arrived in Las Vegas with no worries

Mision cumplida le dije al jefe

Mission accomplished, I told the boss

Me dio 6 paconas de belletes

He gave me 6 bundles of bills

Arranque rumbo al hotel paris

I headed to the Paris hotel

Mujeres, vino banda en el suite

Women, wine, and a band in the suite

Pasado me boi para mi rancho

Afterward, I'm going back to my ranch

Y en 5 dias vuelvo volando

And in 5 days, I'll be flying back