Problemitas

Sanitario sanitario sanitario

Toilet, toilet, toilet

Prestame tu sopapa

Lend me your plunger

Que están todos mis caños

Because all my pipes

Tapaditos de caca

Are clogged with poop

Y dicen que es una papa

And they say it's a breeze

Destaparlos con sopapa

To unclog them with a plunger

Cajero cajero cajero cajerò

ATM, ATM, ATM, ATM

Prestame un poco'e guita

Lend me a little cash

Porque se recalienta

Because it heats up

Con eso una minita

With that, a girl

Que dice que se excita

Who says she gets excited

Se excita de ver guita

Gets excited seeing cash

Chapista chapista chapista chapistà

Auto mechanic, auto mechanic, auto mechanic, auto mechanic

Prestame tu solplete

Lend me your blowtorch

Que cagaron mi auto

Because they messed up my car

Con miles de soretes

With thousands of pieces of shit

Y queda de rechupete

And it looks awesome

Pintarlo con soplete

Painting it with a blowtorch

Enfermero enfermero enfermero enfermerò

Nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse

Prestame un poco'e gasa

Lend me some gauze

Que tengo una minita

Because I have a girl

Que llevé pa las casa

That I brought home

Y entonces lo que pasa

And then what happens

Que ella quiere ver gasa.

Is that she wants to see gauze

Pizzero pizzero pizzero pizzeró

Pizza maker, pizza maker, pizza maker, pizza maker

Prestame ahora tu pala

Lend me your shovel now

Que tengo un problemita

Because I have a little problem

Porque no se me para

Because it won't stand up for me

Y si no anda la bala

And if the bullet doesn't work

Lo arreglo meta pala

I'll fix it with a shovel