El Corrido Del Infiernito

Porta pañales blindados

Armored diaper carrier

Flexibles y aguantadores

Flexible and enduring

De pechera usa un babero y de miel son los chupones

Wears a bib as a chest protector, and honey is on the pacifiers

Pistea pura leche nido bien helada en biberones

Drinks pure Nestlé milk, well-iced in baby bottles

Aparenta los 5 años pero ni acompleta 4

Appears to be 5 years old but hasn't even completed 4

Apenas va a entrar al kinder y trae a todos traumados

Just about to enter kindergarten, traumatizing everyone

Pobresitas las maestras le van a hacer los mandados

Poor teachers, they will do his errands

Es un Infiernito andando todo el dia hace travesuras

He's a little hellion, causing mischief all day

No se queda un rato quieto

He never stays still for a moment

Con verlo provoca agruras y aunque no sale de casa

Just looking at him causes heartburn, and even though he doesn't leave the house

Pa contar tiene aventuras

He has adventures to tell

Quiebra tira y desparpaja todo lo que va encontrando

Breaks, throws, and scatters everything he finds

Lo que no aplasta se come

What he doesn't crush, he eats

Basura chicles pegados

Trash and stuck chewing gum

Parece una aspiradora no deja nada tirado

He's like a vacuum, leaving nothing behind

Y ahi te va tamarindo y para tu sobrinito

And there goes tamarind, and for your little nephew

Mi tocallito su corridito

My little tornado, his little corrido

Es de muy pocas palabras todabia no save hablar

He speaks very few words, still doesn't know how to talk

Arregla todo en caliente no entiende que es alegar

Fixes everything in a rush, doesn't understand what it means to complain

El nomas echa mordidas

He just bites

Pobre el que lo aga enojar

Pity the one who makes him angry

Rompe todo tira y todo ya sea liquidos o polvos

Breaks everything, throws everything, whether liquids or powders

Con un tenedor va y pica los enchufes y los hoyos

With a fork, he goes and pokes the outlets and the holes

Y si se encuentra un plumon

And if he finds a marker

Eso si es la perdicion

That's the real downfall

A guugu gaagaa y adios se despide el Infiernito

Goo goo gaga, and there goes little Hellion saying goodbye

Traiganle un gerber de frutas y un bibi bien eladito

Bring him a Gerber of fruits and a well-chilled bottle

Chaka chaka chaka chaka aqui acaba el corridito

Chaka chaka chaka chaka, here the little corrido ends